"Kilts, because they don't make three legged pants."
For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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You're just skirting the issue.
In his defence, he’s having a ball
I'm feeling like you just kilt the thread.
No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.
You kept it going. Well plaid.
Sometimes you just have to tartan up an old thread.
No proper Scotsman would have posted this.
No true Scotsman would say "no proper Scotsman."
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
That's proper.
You've made an enemy for life!!
That's a fallacy, MacGregor!
I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.
Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule
You're no fun.
This is why we can't have knife things.
the invention of circumcision
Was it invented or discovered, though?
Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision
Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.
Indians too
No true Indian feels that way.
I don't know, they ruined Scotland.
I don't want knives near my googlies
This is just fooking graet!
As a guy, the days I can wear skirts are my happiest days.
Maybe if they’d hidden some malaria pills up there the Darien Project wouldn’t have bankrupted them so badly they had to sign the Act of Union with my lot.