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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The steaks have never been higher.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bad cow pun ๐ŸŽถ

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Much much better than you think. And better than they really should be able to. I saw a ropeing steer get over a 5 foot fence once.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, we regularly had issues with our cows jumping the fence. Was annoying, but also really impressive at the same time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

As someone who used to be subscribed to r/happycowgifs, they definitely can!

[โ€“] ImplyingImplications 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cows can actually jump higher than a house. This is because houses can't jump.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Good one, Cora. Next time you see Barrett, try it out on him.

[โ€“] Rocketpoweredgorilla 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used to have a job delivering bedding material for cattle. When I would unload they would often gather at the back of my semi truck and jump and dance around headbutting the material as it was falling out the back like enthusiastic dachshunds. It made me a bit nervous getting out of the truck in case one accidentally crushed me.

Happy cows are a little scary but hilarious at the same time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that is so pure

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There was girl in my country that wanted a hores to do those jumping courses with, her parents said no. So she trained one of the families cows to do the jumping instead, it worked marvellously.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember hearing that Elephants are the only land animal that cannot jump.

Could be a fake Snapple fact, so feel free to investigate further!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not the only land animal, but it's true they can't jump: 100% super reliable source.

Mainly linking that site because this line kills me:

The tortoise cannot jump because it lacks agility and speed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think snakes can either

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's what a lot of people think until they are 3 feet away from one and suddenly find it attached to their leg!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only land mammal, perhaps?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At least some species of mole and pretty much all species of sloths are physiologically incapable of jumping, so I don't think restricting it to land mammals would make a difference in this context.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, good point.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well from my perspective, the moon is evil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's over, Don'tTreadOnBigfoot!...the moon has the higher ground!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

YOU ARE LOST!