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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Nikola, you son of a bitch! epic hand shake

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would definitely watch that movie

[–] ininewcrow 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get the guy who made "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" to do it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I was thinking more “ league of extraordinary gentlemen”

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Now imagine what needed to happen for this team to assemble. Thanos must have gotten ahold of the stones much earlier in our timeline.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

So basically super science friends

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

COMING THIS SUMMER THE BLOCKBUSTER THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

Oppenheimer!

Tesla!

Big Daddy E!

Across the chasm of time itself these three masters of reality converge to combine their brilliant minds and hone their arts to battle fascism's most powerful madman: Cyber UltraHitler Mark 5! Thrill at high-stakes airship combat as Tesla unleashes his Even Deather Ray on the nazi zeppelin fleets! Never before have these mighty Men of Science gathered to battle such a desperate foe! Come for the explosions but STAY for the Intense Chalkboard Action!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I thought the picture where they're super jacked was the original

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, I need to see the version where they're jacked

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I want to see that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would watch that movie completely unironically

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is basically what happens in the S.H.I.E.L.D. series Jonathan Hickman did for Marvel.