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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Early access to Resi 6

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

2 Alternate endings 🤣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

and Knuckles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Beware of spoilers online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Early Access to Resi 6

[–] unixpoweredvic 1 points 2 years ago

You magnificent bastard!

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