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[–] [email protected] 233 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or transmission in their trucks

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or the transgender.

Wait…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or that cars are transportation...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (10 children)

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

  • the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
  • the plugs

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (9 children)

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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