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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester

[–] modifier 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?

[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine

Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes

[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This implies we were given a choice

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SFW GIF BTW

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Different strokes for different folks

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not everyone is cut the same

Some get more, and some get less cut off.

Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.

Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.

Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Bro got the built in texture

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

They are ribbed for your pleasure

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I have never used it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I've never used lube.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

[–] Hootz 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm cut and I don't need lube. Like don't just mash it bro/sis

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I never asked for this

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I cannot believe we didn't leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.

Ya'll care way too much about your fucking dicks

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

i do care about my dick

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn't you want lube?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

True North strong and free

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin

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