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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Porn i guess

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

[–] Nomecks 4 points 1 year ago

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The walls are closing in...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Make of me what you will…

[–] Darkassassin07 3 points 1 year ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’m a tree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I was almost a music major.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[–] DerisionConsulting 3 points 1 year ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No one knows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’m good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing changes for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Omnipotence helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I gotta get to Greece!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty good I think.

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