Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
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I need to work on my temper
Monté Christo was quite skillful.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
Make of me what you will…
I guess it's kill or be killed...
I’m a tree.
I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
I would get paid to help people be assholes.
I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
No one knows.
I’m good.
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
Nothing changes for me.
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?
Omnipotence helps.
Idk.
I gotta get to Greece!
Pretty good I think.