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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (4 children)

𓀟 𓀟𓀕

𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I am at a loss for words

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

It's unfortunate that I lost my cheat sheet for hieroglyphs and I can't translate this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Thank you Anubis

[–] wise_pancake 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't tell if that says someone pooped in the pool or that the hot tub is available

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Close, someone pooped in the hot tub

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd wager "got a boner for some hot tub", but might be wrong 🤔

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't remember this episode of Stargate SG-1

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

this clearly isn't SG-1. Anubis isn't murdering anybody

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You accidentally crossed that out

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Anubis, why the fuck did you just come into our house? We're literally children. Are you some sort of creep?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anubis … is the god of funerary rites, protector of graves, and guide to the underworld, in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head.

Guess this is kinda out of character for them, then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I dunno underworld gods can be kinda chill sometimes, or maybe he's just tryna avoid paperwork later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

maybe those children are graves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean everyone is a grave in progress he's just working on future customers, they're eventually going to need a guide too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The American version of Anubis is much friendlier though!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What Would Anubis Do?