Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Winning the treble with Spurs

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

aggressive spelling

speeding in super tux kart

Nuking Pasagardae

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Cheating at poker I guess?

Spreading managed democracy.

Animal fighting for money

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.