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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

It's a gay ocean party and all are whalecum

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

During the intimate encounter photographed in Hawaii, one of the whales was seen to be holding the other in place with its pectoral fins while penetrating it. The whale underneath appeared to be ailing, being noticeably emaciated and covered in whale lice, white-colored parasites sometimes found on cetaceans.

The penises of male humpback whales are usually concealed in what is known as a “genital slit” to make it more streamlined while swimming. An unsheathed penis has only been witnessed a small number of times in the past, once while a whale was urinating.

According to the new research paper, cetaceans such as humpback whales could use the genital slit or anus for same-sex copulation, to practice reproductive behaviors or to form a social alliance or assert a sort of dominance.

So...whale rape. Great.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Folks are saying that it was a sick ostrich."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

TV show reference. The name of the show is Letterkenny.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Just "Humpback Mountain" would've worked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a screen shot before they change it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

File a copyright claim!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

5g is making the whales gay? Or is it the sonar from off shore wind? Either way I'm here for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They obviously watched gay tourists and copied them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No it’s the frogs that are making them gay

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

easy to make a mistake in the dark

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

God damn tourist are teaching the whales to be gay /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Moby dick just got a whole lot gayier

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

inb4 religious nutjobs start claiming that global warming is g*d's plan to kill ~~his perfect creation~~ the homosexual whales.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Their version of god is like a little kid building cities out of lego and then smashing them because mom said no to double fruit snacks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ugghh, now its going to be "climate change is good since it kills gay whales" from the crazies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Relevant community?

[–] ILikeBoobies 1 points 1 year ago