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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

Also

He's just like one of my Japanese animes!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Do you have stairs in your house?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

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