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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 year ago (3 children)

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Charlie...come to candy mountain

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Shun the nonbeliever!

Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

My anus is bleeding!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My Anus isbleeding

My Anus. is bleeding!

For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.

Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.

That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.

Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Fine then take a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the ultimate showdown

But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓

Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:

"Don't forget your umbrella!"

"Tomorrow I'll-”

"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

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[–] eezeebee 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How is babby formed

Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama funny llama, llama llama duck

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