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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate that they sold out, because that dumb Quiznos song is one of those things that somehow got stuck in my brain forever.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't remember if it was YTP but "Today's your lucky day." will haunt me until the end times.

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