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sea cucumbers (mander.xyz)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Y'know I misinterpreted for a second and thought you were putting a sea cucumber in your anus and then cumming on a crab

[–] Kowowow 5 points 10 months ago

I love the idea that it wasn't planned like the guy just wanted to be safe and blasted the crab

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I thought they were shooting a cucumber out of their ass as a projectile.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm certain no-one will use this template in a more immature way

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't think it can get any more graphic than eviscerating yourself and covering your oponent with your own guts!

(Some sea cucumbers do this, others produce a sticky substance specifically for this purpose.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You are my favorite user on Lemmy. A+ work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

💚

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

IIRC that’s how they eat, not defend, but either way hilarious

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's both, IIRC depends on the species but some have those creepy noodly things to eat and some eject stringy viscera to distract the predator and skedaddle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Skedaddle, what a criminally underused term

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I defend myself this way as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Weirdo. That's how I mark my property.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

go go gadget colon cannon!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago