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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/offbeat

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

His stage name? Cog.

Cog Dissonance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does he typically work with a star named The Machine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean burnt crystals?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just thought “Cog in The Machine” would be a good title.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe machine in the cog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It would be an honor to do a shot of vodka with Cog.

[–] HikingVet 30 points 11 months ago

That headline is a trip. It started hard and went real weird fast.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Cognitive Dissonance Man. The worst superhero ever.

[–] asymmetric 12 points 11 months ago

I hear this guy is pretty good at getting fucked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Those leopards like me tho!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

His porn name is Sargent Miles lol..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

YOLO?