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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noel Fielding is a well-known British comedian, mate

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Link, he come to town

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Shifty five

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

#Base

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[–] Kowowow 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Crab battle!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Drum machine

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yo, tag me in! We gonna watch some Neil Cicierega and Brad Neely.

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