I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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"Oh fuck…"
Today is a good day to die
Oh, come on... real...
"Freedom, at last...!"
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
"What was that noise?"
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
im surrounded by idiots
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Time to go.
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Cya
There is always money in the...
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
Avenge me.
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Kill...meee.... hopefully
It's about time.
Smoke em if you got em
Butt cheeks
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”