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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/56644

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I guess he's mad that he can't read? It looks pretty clear to me. It's even communicating it multilingually.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And even if you can't read it has a helpful green plant like lid.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

and he said the sign said haagen-dazs. not even ice cream

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I put a plant leaf in my mouth once. It did not taste like ice cream. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was probably the rare leaf-leaf. Most do actually taste like ice cream. You should just try again, I bet it works next time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I just tried again. It tasted like leaf. You have made a powerful enemy today...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

It's even more clear if it's not that cropped picture. Here's the whole carton. Nowhere on it does it say "ice cream," and it's pretty clear that it's plant based.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

People infected with conservatism tend to turn into Mr. Magoo when looking at the majority of evidence, it's easier to accept and spread FUD that way.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There are good reasons to not buy or eat Haagen Dazs, but they're mostly related to the fact that they're owned by Nestle.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I don't get what he is complaining about..

The sign didn't say "Ice cream sale", the jar is clearly labeled as a plant based alternative and there's a legal requirement for the ingredients to be present on the side (thanks to liberal gov btw).

What more does this guy want? Oh, he wants his party in power, i see.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

His parents absolutely baked vegetables into his lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

And paint chips

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stealthy plants. Plants in jungle camo. Plants in... plant's clothing. Plant plant. Semantic satiety. Plant

[–] argh_another_username 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

when we’re buying milk, we get milk from a cow

So, milk from goat (female goat is called nanny, but writing it would be weird) or female buffalo is not real milk?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Human milk is not real milk

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Human milk, commercially available, would be an interesting concept.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ive had human milk ice cream

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Care to share the experience?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Human cheese, human yogurt, etc... I've brought this up to people before and most of them get really squicked out by it.

Honestly, I'd try it, but I feel like it might be too easy to spread diseases that way.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

So it's Nestlé's fault I can't get it in my coffee? Damn you Nestlé!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've worked around buffalo, the last bloody thing I would do is try to milk one.

[–] argh_another_username 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I’ve never seen buffalo milk being sold, but cheese, is super common.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One irony is that the bugs intentionally put into his food are hidden under obscure names in the ingredients list. Words in small print like cochineal or carmine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Or confectioners glaze iirc? That is super ironic tho, vegans are against eating bugs too!!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

TIL that in other countries ice cream always contains some kind of milk. Don't let this person come to Italy or they will be very disappointed in the lack of milk in almost all kinds of fruit flavored ice creams...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

We call that stuff ~~gelato~~ sorbet in the US

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In Australia, gelato just refers to Italian style ice cream, with sorbet being used to refer to the fruitier ones that usually have no dairy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same here, I just conflated the two

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just thought it was a fancy way to call it so that stores could overprice it (never been to the US yet, but I have seen shops call it like that all around Europe). Today I discovered I was very wrong!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I forgot the correct term. I meant sorbet

Suffering from Sun poisoning and a bad first degree sunburn since I was stupid and forgot that UV rays penetrate the clouds with no interference unlike visible light.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sorry to hear that, take care!

Thanks for the clarification, now I learned even more! Here we have something with a similar name (sorbetto) that is actually very different (it's a beverage)... So confusing!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

But it doesn't say "milk" or "ice cream", does it? He's actually upset because he saw "Haagen Dasz", and he thinks that that must contain dairy- he even said as much. Faux outrage designed to serve his political ends.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Is this what those brain worms I keeping hearing so much about, look like?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

what? coconut cream doesn't come from a coconut cow?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

100% chance this person is from Alberta

[–] Snowpix 6 points 11 months ago

He's from New Brunswick but screams "Albertan Douchebag"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I had some Ben and Jerry's dairy free made from sunflower oil recently. Fucking amazing, better than ice cream I thought. But the oatly stuff is pretty good too. Anyone know how this haagen dazs tastes?

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