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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jafar my guy, just order the Sultan to make gay marriage legal than order him to marry you - problem solved without being just shy of a pedo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Mongostein 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Jasmine is a teenager

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had to edit my comment when I read your reply. I forgot that the greater than symbol just turns my comment into a quote. lol

She’d be disqualified by both requirements. Also, gross.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, wouldn't have bat an eye in the actual ottoman empire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The original story actually takes place in China. But I've never seen an adaption take that into account. There's probably a Chinese version somewhere that accidentally is more canonically correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Arabian Nights depicts Aladin as vaguely chinese though there is no Jasmin in that one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always liked the TV series more than the movie because the series has Abys Mall the best cartoon villain ever. His sole motivation for trying to take the throne? The sultan's hat is really cool. Plus his name is Abysmal.