this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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[–] mihnt 113 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean this sounds like something I'd say to my friends and I'm middle aged, so, guess he just needs to step his game up.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this type stuff was typical in the mid eighties middle school.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dick jokes are timeless. I'll use them until I die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And yet so many people will act like you're the most crude piece of shit for these kind of common jokes.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Now with all 4 teeth out, I have room for, like, 14 more of your kind"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The ultimate boomerang burn.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or Alternatively say that you'll need to remove all your teeth to fit him inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

yeah but that's more of a complement than a roast

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Yeah, your mom taught me well

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Cooked’em

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

When I was an edgy emo teenager and all my edgy emo teenage friends and I were getting tongue piercings my older brother looked at me and said "is that for your boyfriend?"

That wasn't the reason that I ended up getting rid of that piercing (tongue piercings are annoying as fuck) but it definitely didn't help my desire to keep it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I liked this response.