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[–] [email protected] 247 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Is no one going

To talk about how

This meme is poorly

Paced out?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Oh, come
on, you’re
someone!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

With the small number of total words, it could have been one picture

[–] fosho 24 points 9 months ago

omg. fuck this format right in the 17 panels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine William Shatner's voice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's even more fun as Christopher Walken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's pretty bad, particularly trying to read it on a phone.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Fuck Reagan. If there is a Hell, I hope he and Kissinger are getting human-centipeded

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I hope they have to eat nothing but Putin, over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Why do you hate Canadian cousine so much?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What I like to imagine that brings a smile to my face is the afterlife for Ronald Reagan involves him being stuck in a small room perfectly healthy and fine, but utterly alone, for the rest of eternity. Nothing is in the room and there are no windows. The room is a single color and silent.

Kissinger I think I would like to not to actually go to hell but be reincarnated as a public trash can in the dirtiest and most desperate part of a Republican/austerity ravaged rust belt city. In this case I would hope Kissinger felt excruciating pain the entire time.

Then again maybe heaven would be wonderful for the rest of us if you took Kissinger and Reagan and cloned them into human bowling pins that you would try to squish into blood splatters with boulders over and over again in a relaxing bowling style game. In this case every single death would be felt by Reagan and Kissinger, their screams and squishing bodies would echo around the bowling alley adding a nice staccato excitement to the background music playing on the speakers!

Do I sound unhinged? Good! Maybe I am describing a bowling alley in hell and not heaven but idk sign me up wherever it is both these men are mass murderers who more than got away with their heinous crimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m a former born and raised Christian turned anti-theist, I’d be happy to find out I’m wrong if it means those two and Nixon are in eternal agony

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (14 children)

Very very annoying and unnecessary format for a joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I mean he died like 50 years too late to improve anything, but John Oliver ain't wrong.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Ronald Reagan is in hell, waiting for heaven to trickle down.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even Nixon signed the EPA into existence. That’s one good thing. Best thing Reagan did is feed worms in the cemetery.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

On taking office, Nixon established the Council of Urban Affairs, under the leadership of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, to develop a welfare reform proposal. Moynihan's proposed plan centered on replacing welfare programs with a negative income tax, which would provide a guaranteed minimum income to all Americans. Nixon became closely involved in the proposal and, despite opposition from Arthur Burns and other conservatives, adopted Moynihan's plan as the central legislative proposal of his first year in office. In an August 1969 televised address, Nixon proposed the Family Assistance Plan (FAP), which would establish a national income floor of $1600 per year for a family of four.

Taken from his Wikipedia. Nixon. I mean how far the bar has dropped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That 1600 is apparently equivalent to 13k today. Not the chump change I thought it was gonna be.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nancy gave great head, reportedly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the going canon.

But of the many, many reasons to celebrate her absence from this current iteration of mortal coil, what she liked to do behind closed bedroom doors is not one of them for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh, yeah, just trying to find bright spots. That talent is definitely a positive character trait, in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

She sucked ol Ronny stupid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's true: literally everything has been better every year since 2004.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Rest in piss rush limbaugh

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