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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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Imagine all the ripped buttholes.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

😡

👧🏻

😈

😫

💥💥🍆💥💥

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Hulk smash!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Oh no why did I click on that! Lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Came for this gif...

Err... From?

Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

😂 Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Technically, it does for short periods of time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

That's my secret, Cap...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bruce:

begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

That is one horny shower thought.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's my secret, I'm always horny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good like having Disney depicting that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"

"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.