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Alt text: one girl kissing another up against a wall in a social media post with 8 likes captioned: "Lesbians are turning men into servile trans women and using their essence to gain more power."

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[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Omg where, where are these lesbians doing such things? So I can avoid them of course.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Yes where are they, I have um... Research that needs doing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no, big sacry lesbian feeding me estrogen and girlkissing me

What will I do (very scared) :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no where, though, so I can definitely avoid being there and having that done to me

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

I would avoid certain Linux communities that are filled with big scary cute transfem lesbians :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How do I volunteer to advance this global agenda

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Step 1 - Find a "man" who wishes to be a girl

Step 2 - Bite her in the [REDACTED] and drain the male essence

Step 3 - Tell her to continue your unholy bloodline

It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except we get to be hot women in the end instead of just broke.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I can just supervise, for the greater good of course

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But are there any downsides to the process?

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They lose their valuable male essence and become happy pets ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

I see this as an absolute win

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The habsburgcalipse it would be

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lesbians are turning me into a transfem

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know sis, they got me too. Instead of being a depressed dude who hates life, I'm a happy woman with a promising future. Truly a fate of all time ( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aww I wish i were you... Or with you <3

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

You'll make it here one day ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

eek! where did all the essence go?? (โ *โ ๏น*เน‘โ ) ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

servile trans women?? good thing im still cis tho ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I can no longer sit back and allow the international lesbian Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Nuclear war time?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? Do I get to wear a low-cut vampire girl outfit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

mmm, consuming essense ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

An AMAB transfem boy!? Our only weakness! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

can i still be servile to lesbian.., mrauuu

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I'm sure they'll happily take in a cute pet ( ๊ˆแด—๊ˆ)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Quick question - what's AMAB?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Assigned Male At Birth

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Oh no, how could i possibly resist without my male essence ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Nah I'm a dominant lesbian now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you are willing to engage in practices that many deem... unnatural.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Lube me up, I'm ready

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Haha, they wish we were servile.

grins in switch

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Sure, I can share. Got plenty to go around ๐Ÿค—

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh nooo~ don't subject me to girlkissing, I'm so vulnerable and helpless >.<

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

The truth is, you were a servile transfem from the start... ๐Ÿ”ซ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

This feels like a joke on Jesus christ vampire hunters. Where vampires were hunting lesbians. But this is part 2 where the lesbians learned the "dark arts"