The most Italian way to die : chapotraphouse

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not gouda.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Such a sad story, I camembert it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

These puns are cheesy... Show some respect people are dying to make great Parmesan for you to enjoy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The economic damage caused has been estimated at €7m (£6m).

Life insurance scheme executed successfully

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

"Where isa Giacomo?"

"I dunno."

"But where could hea be? We were gonna play bocce—"

"Coudja stop asking? You've asked me a million times already."

"But wherea could—"

"Basta!"

It took 12 hour to find his body.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Cheese catching is dangerous enough that here in the UK we turned it into a sport.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You know some rich sicko wants one of those cheeses so that they can be like 'you know this cheese actually killed a guy' when entertaining guests.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

this is a way to become a martyr in Italy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

ohh, ayy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Skyrim

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's lucky the cheese wheels got him before the cheese mafia did, €7m is no joke