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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] BlemboTheThird 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Three hits, one miss

[–] JizzmasterD 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

The dates 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] cybermass 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

missed about 23 years so far