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[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We reject your attempt to avoid this debt.

Such a strong sentence, they put it in twice!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

You would think...but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.

[–] Phil_in_here 18 points 5 months ago

That's the counterspell

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

He's using the wrong spell. He should write a letter containing "Cashus multiplicatum !" Written in 45° with green ink using the feather of a great eagle.

[–] ininewcrow 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What if you only have a lesser eagle?

[–] JoeyHarrington 19 points 5 months ago

Then use blue ink. Amateur.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

A Pheasant?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

and of course, UCC-69420

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This guy knows what the customer is trying to do and he loves it. He's ready for another good laugh.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the person who had to write this was ticked off because they had to write a custom letter to address the forms sspecifically. On the other hand maybe they get a lot of these and now they have a generic response prepared.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Nah. I know a sme/manager having fun reply when I see it. If they need to reply agian it'll be the generic shutdown letter.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

It sucks because when they respond like this, they just give more fire to the flame of these idiots who think that by acknowledging the receipt of ‘coupons’ or other magic spells, that somehow it’s valid but willfully rejected and that they have standing on principle, legally speaking. It’s lose-lose for the people who have to deal with them even though the business will have ample evidence to go after the money in court later. I just hate that regular people have to waste time with this.