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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm super productive. In the hours before something is due.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we call that stress where i’m coming from 😊

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The best definition I have found was by Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes: “last-minute panic” mood/inspiration.

Edit to add comic: https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/7wqt08/last_minute_panic/

I apologize for the Reddit link. Couldn’t find a better option.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, this was accidental... yet I already built the perfect life in my head utilizing my latest obsession, enrolled in a job and didn't show up to it in the end

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what hyper focus is for

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Instructions unclear, chugged 400MG of caffeine in energy drinks and took a nap.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"So you're no longer tired?"
"I'm still tired, but faster!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

aren’t those naps the best though? you’re ACTIVELY napping. you’re power napping on a whole other level

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Man that must go even harder than snorting Ritalin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

only 400mg? and it had any sort of noticable effect? fucking lightweight

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

no, but i'd swap for the ability to remember to call/visit friends and not zone out during a conversation i'd like to listen to.

eh, i guess tommorow might be less productive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

They were just lucky to find coping strategies and also picked battles where their condition was a benefit and not a hindrance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Same! I haven’t done fuck all today, except for drink coffee and think of all the great things I could be doing. It’s awesome. Try it sometime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I’m slowly coming back to this. I think I’m building a tolerance to my meds :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those are just the people who have access to Adderall.

I don't, but I found a combination of Phenethylamine, Octodrine, and Kratom to be a half decent substitute. Relieves the depression + anxiety, and motivates me to get shit done. There's also Benzedrine, but that stuff is literally the stimulant the Nazis took, so use sparingly.

All of these ingredients can easily be found in retail stores. You just have to know where to look.