this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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oh no
This is yellow text
pee is stored in the balls so it fits
That's worse for ball cancer survivors
Is blood-red text possible on 4chan? Maybe tumour-white?
spongebob
Was always a squidward fan
And this is the reason I wouldn't think getting 72 virgins after death is a reward.
Khv?
Kissless hugless virgin, also sometimes seen as khhv (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin)
It’s like an incel status thing they came up with to further differentiate themselves among their peers. Implying that not only are they sexually inexperienced, but have also never been physically intimate with someone in any way
Kock Having Virgin
Kharkov, a city in Ukraine.
She actually managed to cast testicular torsion
Fake: Girl touches anon's junk
Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon's balls.
She is the one
Wife her