And Finally...

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

What if it was a dildo-gun?

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

Texas is weird.

For those curious to read the penile penal code see 43.23(f): https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm#43.23