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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] 1985MustangCobra 51 points 1 month ago

I say ass key

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So was 1975.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] HamsterRage 9 points 1 month ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

jwit when I am in a good mood, jwat when I am not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm always discombobulated by JWT because I keep thinking it's some kind of Java web technology.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (11 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahs-see. The hard C following a vowel and preceding a long vowel makes "ck" seem wrong to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

More like asSY

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