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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Their disguise for going out in public so people won't know they are mutant turtles is a trench coat and a hat. They even still wear their ninja masks.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you saw what looked like a giant ninja mask wearing anthropomorphic turtle stuffed into a trench coat, are you going to say anything?

The disguise is just a courtesy to let the average human have plausible deniability.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Didn't April also put them on the news all the time, calling them turtles? 🤔 I think the humans just didn't care. Why would they? The turtles weren't the ones robbing stores and beating up random people or throwing the city into Dimension X every week. That was, in fact, a human and a giant sentient brain.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

sentient brain

That's the usual state of brains, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Er... Ok but do brains usually pilot a human shaped robo... Oh. Oh shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Counterpoint: gestures broadly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Presumably this means sapient, as in the thing humans have but other animals don't (the term sentient is often misused to mean sapient). In which case, no. Most brains are not sapient. Only humans are as far as we're aware currently, but definitely not ants and other insects that far outnumber us.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's New York, they could easily go pretty much anywhere without being clocked as anything weird.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isnt there a dude in New York who just runs around wearing a rat mask? I feel like the turtles are slightly more normal, also Vermin Supreme is close enough that at any given time he could theoretically be in New York.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Vermin Supreme is close enough that at any given time he could theoretically be in New York.

I don't know whether you're trying to scare New Yorkers or pique the interest of Schrödinger groupies 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you think they underestimate normal humans? It almost feels a little insulting.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Can you blame them?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you watch the show the humans are monstrously stupid. So yeah don’t need to put much effort into their disguises.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I've been watching the show my whole life...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would actually be a pretty dope halloween costume.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried that one year, and it just came off like a creeper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You still have to wear the turtle shell underneath

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His mistake was being totally nude under the trench coat.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is no ethical consumption

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did... Did I indirectly kill Jamal?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we all did. I had both Transformers and Ninja Turtles toys.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No I'm pretty sure it was mostly this guy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Like every Saturday morning cartoon in existence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As the target demographic in the 90s, I was happy to beg my parents for them and watch the TV shows. I saw it as a win-win.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I didn't have a ton of toys as a kid but I loved Ninja Turtles. When I got the sewer lair playset I was pumped. What I really wanted was the Technodrome though. I think that's what it was called. Wonder where all my TMNT dolls ended up?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Well, the Ninja Turtles were originally an unsubtle Daredevil parody...

(Is "parody" the right word? I think they were part parody and part homage.)

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why it's the "foot" clan. The ninjas in Daredevil were called The Hand.

Edit: and I just remembered, it's Master Splinter because "Stick" was Daredevil's sensei.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

"Homage" is the word the creators would have used.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was also super violent, so I will forever remain surprised that it became a kids thing.

But then Nickelodeon decided to give the guy who made the comic book Johnny the Homicidal Maniac a show and we got Invader Zim, so weirder things have happened.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

What human would like to fly in a Zeppelin looking like a human body part?

Edit: Ok, makes sense:

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it never occurred to me just how brand-conscious super heroes are in general.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You obviously never saw Mystery Men.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Alfred is really Bruce's PR guy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Hey those toys ain't gonna sell themselves.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The art of subtlety meets the reality of capitalism?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lemmy user try not to bring up capitalism in every thread challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They made some cool toys so why not bring it up?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I like how they didn't even bother to match the cartoon and toy versions like at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That marketing copy is just amazing.

First of all, acknowledging that the blimp is "incredibly wacky"

Then trying to sell the fact that it doesn't float, mount or have any powered features as "Just you and good clean fun!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanted the Technodrome so bad...

But this unlocked a memory of my very early 20s. We were having a party at my apartment and somebody got a big TMNT doll out. Like a foot long, don't remember which turtle. We tied it to a hook in the ceiling of the 2nd floor porch and strapped a bunch of fireworks to it including several rockets duct taped to the back of his shell. My roommate set it off while there were at least 15 people on that porch. Fucking hilarious, it spun around crazy fast exploding shit everywhere.

Kids- we are lucky nobody got hurt blah blah blah

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

But they are right: You can’t sell cool toys with subtlety.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, you're not wrong, but... these shows were literally designed to sell the toys. They were basically half-hour commercials.

G.I. Joe, TMNT, Transformers, X-Men, He-Man, Power Rangers, My Little Pony... they were all built on the same model (hey kids! whine at your parents until they buy our plastic ~~dolls~~ action figures!).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quit making capitalism sound cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is an excellent documentary series on Netflix called The Toys That Made Us which covers a lot of these. The Star Wars episode was very interesting, it gives you a look at the wheeler-dealer moneymaking side of the franchise (and some of the early toys are hilariously bad).

Some of it is kind of cool, and produced some genuinely enjoyable cultural icons... but also a lot of it was very manipulative, and you end up realizing how much of this cultural period was manufactured, packaged and sold to us through TV.

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[–] 1985MustangCobra 8 points 1 month ago

so that's who keeps sending the bloons in bloons td

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