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Or am I simply the world's worst grinch because it makes my teeth grind so much?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eartha Kitt original? Love it!

literally any cover is a big step down, though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eartha Kitt... Damn, she knew how to sing that song!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You know who got it in the long run? Eartha Kitt when I nailed her in the airplane bathroom.

What? It came up organically...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She knew how to do everything. Best Catwoman, paws down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

100% Sorry Julie Newmar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Same here, im fine with either of the Eartha Kitt versions, the Madonna version and the others are a lot more obnoxious

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I forgot about the song for a sec and was sitting here wondering what the hell Santa ever did to you

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Christmas music makes me a total grinch it’s terrible

[–] morbidcactus 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Years of holiday retail soured me to it honestly, brings out the best in people...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Where did Santa touch you?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, but where? Und slooowly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

puts on little round glasses, does a bump of cocaine, and pulls out therapy notes. Says, in an Austrian accent:

Vell you see. OP vas not ze one touched by der Santa Clauz, no. In die zong, eine voman zings zeductively - offering herzelf to Herr Santa. OP's irrational anger upon merely hearing Santa Baby surely relates to zer own zexual unfufilment. OP is angry because he vas not touched by Herr Santa... or by anyvon.

[–] JohnnyCanuck 3 points 2 months ago

Somewhere uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

My mom loves this song and tries to sing it all sexy and its so cringe that I feel my soul leave my body

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The Song? I love Santa Baby. Easy top 10 xmas track for me and likely top 5.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly yes. There are people who love the saccharine sweetness of Christmas and what it represents. It is part of the reason why Christmas has taken over American Thanksgiving.

It was the happiest time of the year for a large number of adults when they were children and they keep wanting to go back to that happiness.

[–] BCsven 2 points 2 months ago

"Back in my day" it was a good time because the rest of the year things were tough for the average family, and things were expensive. Christmas somehow had parents scrape together enough for chocolate and toys. And lots of visitors.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Not enough innuendo, a lot of missed opportunities. I mean you have cookies and milk, totally unused. Like "fill my stocking with a duplex" could easily have been "fill my stocking with gifts from your sack". Is she even trying?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"Simmmmmply

Haaaaavving

A Wonderful Christmas Time!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's the original sugar baby song

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I love Santa Baby

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It doesn't bother me any more than any other over-played song.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It ain't my favorite either. But it's a popular song. I do doubt those exact sentenced were said, by virtue of being a little awkwardly phrased, but I have seen and heard people being happy to hear the song, or to use it as their first Christmas song as they verbiage celebrate the season.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That song is super tacky, makes me cringe every time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If Kylie Minogue is singing it, that's a win!

https://youtu.be/VeKoShGWYSA

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Santa baby, stick a sick old man in a tree, for me. I've been an awful person. Santa baby, so hurry, drown, and kill a small child.