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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

no but actually tho. the first one is about a veteran having an emotional breakdown when veterans frequently do: the winter holiday season

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah First Blood actually had a little bit to say, it wasn't just an action movie

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i think there's a universe out there where Rocky and First Blood establish Stalone as being the contemplative action movie guy. both those movies had interesting things to say about grief, loss, disappointment, and carrying on with the traumas of what pursuit of the american dream actually mean

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I took First Blood as commentary on the poor treatment and mental health services provided to Viet Nam veterans. First Blood is an excellent film IMO.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

and you'd be right! it's honestly very thoughtful and contemplative

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's also about the social conflict between Vietnam and Korea veterans. Something largely forgotten today.

[–] JizzmasterD 18 points 1 month ago

There’s a strong argument that he’s American film’s Norman Rockwell. Not perfect, but he helped shape the identity of a culture in a way that resonated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rocky stayed pretty true to that throughout the sequels. The speech he gives his son in Rocky V is outstanding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are you kidding? It's a great story about PTSD, prejudice, and how vets are treated after Vietnam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was so shocked when I watched it because it's actually good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've seen it described by screenwriters as having the perfect script. Because everything that happens in the movie is a totally organic, logical consequence of what happened right before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I recall he was looking for an army buddy that had died. From hopes of the holidays with a friend, so harassment from police.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They drew first blood, not him! He didn't have a breakdown until after he was repeatedly harassed.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The movie is First Blood, not Rambo. Rambo wasn’t in the title until the second movie.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Still Rambo. Same as Raiders of the Lost Ark being Indiana Jones 1. Or Batman Begins being part of the Dark Knight trilogy.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think people should make a distinction between "Christmas movie," and "movie that takes place on or around Christmas."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like that's a very gradual gradient. Is it only when Christmas is a fundamental part of the story?

For example your comment makes me think of the "Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie" people, but it would have been a completely different movie if not for the office Christmas party.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's integral to the plot of Die Hard.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think you better choose your next words carefully lest you find yourself on the wrong side of the war on christmas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'll take the side with Sylvester and Bruce on it in any war.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

How bout nooo scott

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's got that meme with bugs bunny saying 'No'?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I'm pretty sure the "there's snow, there's a Christmas tree, this is a Christmas movie!" is a joke though. I haven't ever done this joke myself. I guess still need to find what in Die Hard makes it a Christmas movie :) .

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

it's Christmas eve, part of the premise is a dude returning home t family for Christmas, there's a Christmas miracle (that he survives at all), the villain is after material gain and is about to ruin Christmas, and John's wife's name is fucking Holly! What more do you want‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Amd the party he attends for Holly's work is a Christmas party. And his limo driver is very festive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really lol? Funny. I've never seen it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can only assume you're too young to have gotten around to it because I can't imagine anyone my age (older millennial) possibly being able to avoid seeing it even on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe something combining a festive spirit with machine guns?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

During one of the cuts to Argyle in the limo, he's listening to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC.

Christmas movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I think there are people who take it surprisingly seriously lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Rambo first Christmas
Rambo first Christmas part II
Rambo Christmas III
Rambo Christmas
Rambo last Christmas

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rambo gave you my heart
Rambo gave it away

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

So is The Road because there's snow around the twenty minute mark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We can add the new Nosferatu to the Christmas movie list. I saw it last night and >! There's a Christmas tree in a couple shots!<

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starting to think my butt is a Christmas movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Because it's jolly?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This post is dedicated to the brave terrorists in Christmas movies