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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am fork, forced to exist in soup.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want this as my epitaph.

Or a tramp stamp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Why not both? Have it written upside and have them leave your ass hanging out of the planet as a gravestone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I am a Kleenex, forced to live in a bathroom out of toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Battle implies there's a chance you could lose. This is a pity victory ... wait, how did you lose?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Unironically, that's a good use of chatGPT (and similar). Prompt like "Write an email about topic”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

We had an exercise at a work event where we had to come up with an idea, make a press release, then a shark tank pitch based off the release. I just told AI to write the press release based off the example they gave, then write a shark tank pitch based off the release.

I had to tweak it a tiny bit because my group had specific requirements, but it did a fantastic job overall with getting the tone of the pitch right.

BTW, the idea we were coming up with had to incorporate AI, so I thought it was fair to use AI to write it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think that's the perfect usage: Use the text producer to produce a text similar in shape to the ones it has been trained to imitate, then apply a human touch to sand any rough edges and finish it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have it write my performance review.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I’ve definitely done this to help get through email responses

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, just make a phone call instead. Easy, right?