WH40K plots be like:
- War is happening
- Mechanicus finds a thing
- Some say not to use the thing
- Mechanicus uses the thing
- Thing was a warp portal maker
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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I've never played, but GW did an amazing job with the lore and atmosphere.
Ah, it was the old PC game, Dawn of War, I was quoting. It's based on 40k and was brilliant because it had all the 40k lore and atmosphere wrapping a game that was actually balanced and fun to play.
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You have no idea what's going on?! That sounds like heresy to me.
Star Trek is slow and boring, but that's okay. There's an audience for that
Counterpoint: plots where various factions just attack each other and never consider cooperation or consequences are boring and badly written.
Simple isn't the same as bad. The original trilogy is a basic save the princess story with good characters. But it's still a good series that many people enjoy. Star wars was never about Jedi vs Sith, but always about the characters and their journey