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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Weird choice of words to censor.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The omnissiah sees, hears and knows all

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I guess I'm not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

[–] caseyweederman 2 points 2 months ago

That's gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where did Ganondorf come from?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

He was Gandalf for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Castanet music intensifies

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

Professor Snape! Clean me up!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Wailed calmly is pretty great

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!

Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it like

Illegal to post the unedited text

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would it be illegal to write about fictional dead children?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Copyright joke

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Gandolf had his vilan arc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah... calmly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read this in Brad Neely's voice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn't cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It was thirsty Thursday