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Biden doesn't care about wet people

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Okay I'm not trying to defend Fox here, but it seems like this was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But will their viewers know that?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

And therein lies the rub.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk what’s with the downvotes. Maybe people can’t do without a /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh well, it is what it is, guess I'll add the /s

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Or they need some supporting evidence for the "we're entertainment, not news" argument at trial.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of course Biden is in league with... Hillary

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or redrawing the path with sharpie?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

This is too easy. Big water... Ocean water

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IF I YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT TRUMP was in this situation NOW I would LITERALLY WRITE AN AI that HACKS the JEWISH SPACE LASERS SPONSORED by FAUX FAUCI and made THEM DESTROY the hurricane with 8K ULTRA PRESISON believe ME I'VE seen them they're the WORST lasers EVER SEEN but my HACK that was made by ME and the BEST team they're good guys! Very fine people! would have made them STRONG enough TO DESTROY THE HURRICANE. Meanwhile DeSanctimonious who is a BAD man and many of the BEST PEOPEL are saying it! is in BED with BIDEN and the DEEP STATE to STEER the hurricane to KILL my voters! It's true! They LITERALLY called the HURRICANE Hillary! It's the WORST hurricane believe me! I've seen it myself and ALL the GOOD people say it's the WORST! DON'T TRUST THEM! Vote TRUMP 2024 and stay safe!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait this isn't an Onion post...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I refuse boing boing as a reputable news source lol

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The onion has been dead for a long time, how can you satire the news when the news is batshit crazy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I bet Trump’s wall would have stopped it. Take that liberals

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nah, Trump would just have drawn a different path with his Sharpie. Problem solved.

[–] pedz 3 points 2 years ago

Would have tried to nuke it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Had a prolonged laughflash right after reading the headline. Then it dawned on me: Some stupid fucks watching fox are actually going to believe this nonsense :-(

[–] Grant_M 14 points 2 years ago (16 children)

In Canada the RW/Kremlin trolls blame our PM for the fires. Same deal.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (7 children)

It’s kind of an obvious joke about the border and immigration. The storm made landfall in Mexico and is now moving into the US. Conservatives think Biden just lets everyone in Mexico come over the border, so that’s the joke. Meanwhile liberals are laughing because they take it literally and think conservatives believe a storm can be detained. Come on folks. You need to be able to get a joke that was crafted for someone else or you are really stuck in your perspective.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a joke but it's a really low quality one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All the pieces to the joke are there but Fox proved yet again that conservatives suck at comedy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah the work of joke writing is taking those pieces and assembling them together in a way that makes it funny.

But you know what they say: lazy, entitled conservatives just don't want to do the work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Agreed. It’s what’s called a cheap shot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

It's hard to tell since the last time the republican party was in charge the leader of the party seriously thought you could just nuke a hurricane so I would not be surprised if the viewers of fox actually do blame Biden and think you can detain a hurricane

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Bruh this is the party of "Jewish space lasers"

It's hard to hear anything they say as coming from the mouth of anything other than a 4 year old

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Either they’re serious, and that’s bad, or they made a joke that wasn’t funny, which is also bad. I’ll roll my eyes either way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

So appropriate to joke about natural disasters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If so, it's a really bad joke. Faux news has said equally crazy things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He didn't even bring them paper towels!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Biden is not to blame for the hurricane or any natural disaster.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Yeah he is. He could have just changed the path of the storm with a Sharpie like Great Lord Trump, Bringer of Rains.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If Biden had finished Trump's wall it would have put Hilary in jail.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Have they tried using hunter biden’s dick pics to stop it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not the rain that's the problem with Hilary; it's the emails.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Buttery Males slipped right in!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Well they were good and lubricated for the task

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lock her-icane up?

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