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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

Big year for us. The kid turns 18 and doing year 12 VCE. Our 20th Wedding Anniversary. The man turns 50 this year and we go to Japan to celebrate. It's all on.

P.S. The kid got excepted into the ADF in 2026 to study what she wants.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My not pet peeve today is little ones mum has (essentially) given the all good for little one to move to Melbourne with me so that is one gigantic hurdle cleared.

Things may change and we will discuss it more in depth later on, but for now it means I can move ahead with preliminary plans. It's a relief.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Partner's dad got him an air fryer for Christmas, it arrived this week. As soon as all the packaging was out

Mickey claimed it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was expecting a picture of a cat in an airfryer, dammit...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Tried out my new hydration vest today, fits really well and feels good when running :) Also got my MTB last weekend, just need to go and get helmet and accessories and can start training on that. Now just need to find a good second hand Kayak for us to train that part!! Excited to start working towards our first sprint race in May :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

No comet tonight. Shoulda been waay down on the horizon but sneaky clouds. Solid sunset though. Just kept changing.

Been a while since I've been to that part of the lonny back beach. Brought back a few memories.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah the methheads are in the alley again lol. There's one particular dude who loves to spit and swear, you can hear him huck up a biiiiiig goober and the splat on the concrete. This time he was clapping as well, so I starting clapping back, mimicking him πŸ˜‚

He got very angry and even more sweary, and a neighbour yelled at him to shut the fuck up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I shouldn't provoke them from my lofty fourth floor balcony, I know. But I needed a giggle lol

Not like the police do anything about them anyway so πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm feeling fat and sassy πŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

my pet peeve

The throw away economy. I'm so tired of poorly made objects. It's a waste of money and time, a major cause of pollution and it's shitty to have shitty stuff that doesn't work or falls apart.

( and how long is the vintage stuff I buy going to last? )

smaller pet peeve

the fucking people who throw food garbage in the cbd streets

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Feeling a bit sad and anxious tonight. Cried a few times at work today and just feeling blue. I think coming back from a holiday straight to work is a bad idea, but I hate hate HATE that I still have to give up holiday time for work, but it does make work extra... soul dampening.

Out to dinner with friends, home to do some cleaning, I'm so tired but I just don't want to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hugs mate, sorry you're feeling blue πŸ’™

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Rest In Peace David Lynch. Legendary artist.πŸ˜”

My favourite Lynch films are Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive and Twin Peaks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Fuck. That really breaks my heart. Fucking cigarettes.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, RIP to a real one. What a start to the year

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Everything will be ok in the end.

Goodnight all ❀️

Edit: It appears i have to use a white noise machine due to her snoring lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just winging today with some slight inspiration.

Quickly whipped up a stir fry with mixed up various sauces and whatever I had on hand.

I hope it tastes ok.

noodles!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I’m also approving right now.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My pet peeve is being blamed for things that aren't my responsibility.

Has already started today with new manager.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Had my first meeting with the new manager. I don't think I'll be staying regardless of the pay increase.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ah man the sads seems to be coming back again. Couldn't get out of bed on time today and had a whopping headache, so swapped field work for desktop work and rocked up late. Feeling dat ennui... and wisps of depressed thoughts about my apartment/life again ahead of an empty weekend (should be chores and cooking but euh...)

Well I have the pizza I promised myself and S1 of Severence lined up to re-watch so that should see me through tonight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I give you permission for a floppy weekend..chores and care tasks are morally neutral. You can flop. But get some sun / trees / water in your eyeballs at some point. Notice some birds.

I am planning a severance rebinge too so happy to fill up the thread with chat about it. BRING IT ON.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I understand the feeling of the empty weekend. I'm forcing myself to go out tomorrow night. The world isn't going to knock on my door.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Doing CPR…

Strangers touching your face is not exactly my idea of Friday arvo fun times… πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Just got my tooth re-excavated because there was still nerve tissue left and a tiny bit of infection. Fingers crossed it settles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

My pet peeve/thing that is making me irrationally angry today is this:

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Inner city: Close to the CBD, trams, night life.

Outer city: We got eggs, plenty of eggs, omelettes galore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Gearing up for piccys of le comet tonight.

C'mon bby give me dem photons.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Cheers

I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense.

-David Lynch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

RIP you "freaking" legend 🍺

(I think that was the word they said in Blue Velvet excessively)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

dammit cats, after a good day yesterday misha's getting all hissy at the site of cerys.

It's your daughter you daft mink. This is literally a self-created problem.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

My irrational pet peeve today is seeing these cooking videos on social media where the people are just so aggressively doing things. Jerking oven doors open. Very deliberate, slow, deep and yet rough cutting of meat. Throwing seasoning on food like it's schoolies week.

Saltbae would be rolling in his grave.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In hindsight 2 strong coffees in a row after a fortnight of minimal coffee might not have been wise 😳

My tummy hurts...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

I'm glad to be home after a long day. One of the managers asked me if I have another job and asked why I don't. Then he said he's glad I'll be studying, so I can justify not having another job that is more reliable and consistent. That was an even bigger push to start applying for something else.

I later go on to find out that a girl who's only job is this one got fired because she used her discount card too much. She said she shared it with a couple of family members, but somehow, they spent a few thousand dollars using her discount card.

The person who shared her card with more than ten people didn't get fired. Although, she racked up less money than the person who only shared it with two people.

customer interaction todayMe: you purchased this over X days ago, so unfortunately I cannot refund this today.

Customer: really? scoffs and walks away

Me: next!

  • customer comes back *

Customer: it's only been ___ days, not however many days you said."

Me: I'm positive it's over that. Do you want me to bring up a calendar and we can count together?

Customer: yes

I get to a week and then she realises.

people are eccentric, potential trigger warning, someone's way of dealing with traumaCustomer: I placed an order online and it says it has arrived. Can you get it for me?

Me: sure.

The order had just arrived from couriers. I go and grab it.

Customer: Thank you so much. Have a great day. No, have a great weekend. And may your children live happy and healthy lives. If you don't have children, extend that to your pets.

She moves to the side and opens her order, which was a t-shirt she made that said, "I am a victim of paedophilia. __ raped me."

I hope that having the t-shirt didn't prolong her distress or lead to someone else reading it and being triggered by it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

First week at the new job has gone alright. I haven't done much and that's fine by me.

This could be bearable long term as things pick up. One thing I'm thinking about is they want to move into ecommerce eventually, and I'm fine if that never actually happens.

But you know how sometimes a business wants to do something and the demand just isn't there? You're the one responsible but it feels like pushing shit uphill no matter what you do?

I think this place would be alright. There would probably be actual interest and I wouldn't get saddled with some project that just isn't working. It could be the big career break I've been looking for

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I've got a drink and fluffy has some catnip. Everyone is chilled.

Edit: and yet I can't stop thinking about work.

The face of catnip

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My backpack has been with me now for 10 years.

Poor thing needs to be retired. Bought a new one today.

Gonna miss old mate. I carry a backpack everywhere, every day except for nights out. It's practically attached to me lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My pet peeve is people who spend Thursday coughing all round the office then announce they have covid on Friday 😠

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I might be slightly hungover...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Got home. Glass of wine later. Do I really really need fish & chips or will I default to noodles? One of the great philosophical questions of our time. The only other alternative that does not involve putting shoes on is crisper drawer hash. Decisions decisions.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Phone shut down overnight apparently, so I missed my alarm. Aaaaand my first 2 meetings. Sorry about that eh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Had a bad dream that I was at the airport leaving on a trip and I was being… horribly inefficient. Dropping things, forgetting to scan things or press buttons, then got to the end and realized I’d forgotten my passport. Not enough to call a nightmare but definitely an unsettling dream!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

These MAFS ads are killing me. It looks like this year they've mixed in some uglies, fatties and dippies in with the fame hungry bitches. I just want to watch some tennis. I'm in a cunt of a mood.

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