Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?
Here's my contribution:
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!
Garbanzo beans = chickpeas
You are not helping!
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This has not bean your best day
I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.
Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺
Back to beans!
IT’S BEAN TIME!!
Bean-master level unlocked!
And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.
How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???
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BEANS
That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!
oh no, not the beans!
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
What would you need 2 vaults for?
The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.
The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.
Standard restaurant set up.
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One for each of the bowls if beans
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At least the safe did it's job
Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?
You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.
I've never bean so disappointed. 😔
I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.
This gentleman is eating beans
Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...