I wanted to become a doctor but I was just not afraid enough of apples. Deathly terrified of pears, of course, but that just wasn't what was needed.
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Never made sense to me why they didn't rhyme apple instead.
A daily apple, avoids the funeral chapel.
An apple on the daily, keeps your body from going frailly.
An apple a day is good for you, 'kay?
Or "eh?" for the Canadians out there
An Apple daily keeps Tim Cooks' shareholders happy.
Live hack: An apple a days keeps anyone away if you can through it hard enough
I don't understand this sentence. Did you have a stroke?
Impossible! I throw all my daily apples at doctors so I stay healthy
Oh, you meant throw, but wrote through the first time. That is how I got confused.
I realized after writing the second comment and edited neither of them
Based.
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