this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Do you want Gazorpazorp? Because this is how you get Gazorpazorp.

[–] sik0fewl 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

That title makes me feel things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's because you're bigoted against robosexuals, old man!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You just want to spend all of your time making out with your Lucy Liubot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Call me old fashioned but mutants belong in the sewers and robosexuals should join them!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I think we're surprising close to the Futurama Napster episode

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

On one hand, I don’t think I would approve of this.

On the other hand, I’ve seen Gemma Chan as an android in the British version of Humans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wait until "AI" can carry actual conversation, read hints, and make references.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You remember that day when I interchanged the machincode 32 for 96?

On the C64 yeah, jsr instead of jump, hilarious!❤️🌟!!Ha ha🙆🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙍🏻‍♀️(I want to di... Reboot. Reboot. Reboot.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Another convert to the L Ron Hoover Church of Appliantology. Don't plook too hard. The white zone is for loading and unloading only.