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[–] SplashJackson 8 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Is the computer a Christian?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It runs TempleOS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

No, this is Patrick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SplashJackson 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You both have done me proud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Are you high (voltage⚡)?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah, the gender binary

Also isn't this just an alias for 1 since it is True

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

(I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

what the binary says"trans women are women"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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