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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine a world where every single POC quit on the spot. Goddamn, that would be beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Sadly it only happens on The Boondocks when the players went on strike to protest racial injustice and it forced political change. In reality the athletes liked money too much to support Kapernick or individually support BLM.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Because they want to continue racism? I mean, how did it get there in the first place. "Oh wait... Nevermind. We weren't serious."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Because they're gonna replace it with "End Fascism", right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

anakin face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a great time to point out just how many of both teams playing in the Super Bowl are black (I didn't count them, but just take a look at their roster).

Interested to see how things play out. I'm hoping for protests on both teams when the game starts, but I'm worried what I'll get is a perfect example of why money is the root of all evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Call me a pessimist, call me a realist, idgaf. There's no way they aren't playing. Even though they all make more money than we would ever need in our lives in one year, they'll still bend the knee and lick boots for one more million.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Headline readers in this comment section

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago

Now racism won't end at the end zones!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Are they taking it off the helmets too, did we solve racism already?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Republicans won control of all 3 branches of government in 2004. In 2008, Obama swept into office with a filibuster-proof majority in senate and democratic house majority. It only lasted a few months but it was so wonderful to see Republicans tear into Bush and pretend they always hated him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

2 years. Think positively, act positively, make it happen.

2/3 control of the House and a clear majority in the Senate. Not enough to make an impeachment stick, but more than enough to stop the madness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

2026 could be a great year for the Dems in the Senate. The Republicans currently hold 22 of the 33 seats up for election. Depending on how much Trump fucks the economy, it's mathematically possible for the Dems to hold 67 Senate seats in 2027.

That's enough to simultaneously impeach and remove Trump and Vance and elevate a Democratic Speaker of the House to the Presidency.

The odds of it happening are almost zero. They won't win all 33 elections - but they could conceivably get to 60 seats - enough to block GOP fillibusters. They managed it in 2008, and that's the same Senate cycle up for election in 2026.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Assuming fair elections even happen. I'm guessing the FEC is on the list to get DOGEd, at which point all bets are off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

“The revolution will be federated” fuck yeah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Which young politicians and new media commentators would you point to? I need new people to follow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

“Funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.”

I’ll bring the drums 😎

Jokes aside, that sentence is something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. “How can I cause the most disruption with the least harm?” lmfao No good answers yet, but I’ll keep pondering 🤔🫡

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

I would be amazed if there is anything left to demolish once they're finished.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

Kiss the ring, lick the boot. These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic...

EDIT: "Bend the knee" has different connotations, as pointed out by some MFs...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Also , the spineless viewers , musical artists, players, and advertisers that enable the whole event

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic…

Boycott, whenever you can. Research your choices: https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Bend the knee

are you sure?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

They'll replace it with "End DEI".

[–] humanspiral 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Most MAGA people I have been forced to listen to, say there is only racism against whites. "Racism can only be a supremacist view" (not simply I just hate/suspect members of a race because....) and so accusing America of being racist "can only be an anti-white racist view".

That NFL removes this, may, just may in the DEI advocate view, encourage whites to adopt supremacism instead of being angry that this "racism against whites" is the new NFL approved policy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Imagine that you managed to scrounge up the several thousand dollars needed to attend the super bowl. You and your fat wife pile into your lifted f250 and manage to park, get your BudLight™® and squeeze into your double wide seats. But, hark, you spy as Mahomes throws another uncontested touchdown: the NFL's anti racist messaging has been removed from the end zone! How will you be able to dissuade your own white guilt as the black receiver shucks and jives in the end zone after making the catch for over one million dollars a year. A tear runs down your cheek, knowing that you should never have voted for Trump...

[–] [email protected] 267 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I'm seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like a society that openly makes racists uncomfortable for their beliefs. It lets them know they're unwelcome, even if it doesn't change their mind.

Silence is agreement, afterall.

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[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

they’ve been working their entire lives to get to play that game. they won’t just quit now that they’re finally there.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

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