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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

#1 douchebag for that particular job site

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Texan oil pumping

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Professional Bull-rider?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

Super Bowl Commercial.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces

[–] ininewcrow 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe

[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.

[–] ininewcrow 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

that would kill you anyway...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago

Adam Savage

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Paintball cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SurfinBird 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That’s going on my next resume

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

[Walking away, kicking rocks]

"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Plot twist: He spared much expense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Annie, are you okay?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't need the job. I need the hat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

If you wear it, they will come.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Construction cowboy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Crane operator.

They never get dirty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

a one man village people band

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

The foreman, of course

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

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