Am I The only one that sees the tie as yellow in this photo?
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won't occur, so no need to check for them
Ah, I see you've met C++ developers.
No command line args, just change the global const and recompile
Nah, don't use global variables, magic values everywhere. And don't use const whatsoever, we need to move fast and break things, we can't let something immutable stop us
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reverting main back to master
Yeah...this one is sadly on brand
Sadly? Master branch never implied the existence of a slave branch. It was one of the dumbest pieces of woke incursion into tech.
It was kind of pointless, but at least it made software work with custom default branches.
Yes exactly. It’s a reference to the recording industry’s practice of calling the final version of an album the “master” which gets sent for duplication.
That's just not true. It originally came from Bitkeeper's terminology, which had a master branch and slave branches.
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Git default branch renamed back from main to master
and all the others start with "slave/"
Merge me senpai
That shit was INCREDIBLY dumb
It comes from the old records industry.
Also, guys, let me rush to my university to tell them they're extremely racist to enroll me in a "Master's" program.in fucking Iran.
(Someone else made it but I can't find the source)
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I don't get why only four of these are jokes
MAGA - Make Assembly Great Again
Error handling should only be with "if"
Variable names must be generic and similar to each-other
Debugging is only done with prints
Version numbers must be incoherent, hard to order correctly, contain letters and jump in ways that don't align with the updates done.
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GTFOH with that. 1-indexed arrays?! You monster.
(Mostly joking... Ok, somewhat joking :P )
Lua has entered the chat
Lua had been banned from the chat
In Lua all arrays are just dictionaries with integer keys, a[0] will work just fine. It's just that all built-in functions will expect arrays that start with index 1.
Your argument isn't making me any happier - it just fills me with more rage.
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Implying the orange fella has any say in programming language design and general tech conventions
Implying he only makes executive orders about things he has a say in.
You have a point unfortunately.
He’s got to be in contact with the CEO of my company, this is trade secret theft if not…
NGL, this kind of form of putting the decisions the monkey-in-charge is making in a way experts in a field will understand, is a very good way to showcase the absurdity.
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