Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Inflation.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That's a stretch!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hear you can pull some strings to get them for free.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's how you steal used tampons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I knew the punchline before reading it and still chuckled.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Rising costs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Cause helium supplies are finite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Helium only goes up!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What does the balloon do that our money supply never does? Deflate after a couple of days.