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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Our daughter, our only child, cherished baby girl is out on a date. Don't worry, she's keeping us up to date. Plus I have life 360. I know exactly where she is.πŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

aww πŸ₯Ή

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If she (you) need assistance, let us know

Happy to rock up with islander uncles when needed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks. This kid screams nerd (I've seen pix) drives a suburu, is into D n D and looks after old people. OMG. I can easily scare him with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Good to know.

In any case, if you need a bunch of 100kg+ gospel singing bros to show up let us know.

Otherwise, we can protect him too.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have received flowers for the first time in my life. πŸ₯°

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Nawww. I got home grown tomatoes from a friend.

To the downvoter. It's cool. It's my parents wedding anniversary today. I promise my loved one surprises me every other day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it was me , accidental downvote soz. You are restored πŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Aw, and they're so beautiful too! Like you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hmm... I should get my wife some flowers. Not today - any day but today.
But, it's been too long since I bought her any.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back in Melbs.

No rando convos :(

I miss them already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate that about here. So closed off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

boundaries!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

The face of "turn the fucking music down you woke me up!"

I have 2 offers!!!! Hoping number 3 comes through but probably not.

That's ok though!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m feeling for the people who went Laneway, they would be getting soaked right now.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TAFE done for the day, last two classes were chill so no stress.

It was a toss up between goon and coffee ~~so I combined them together~~ so I chose coffee

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

update: I may have written BAG OF DICKS on the side of the sausage bags

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

pouch of penises

sack of schlongs

container of cocks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Package of pizzles

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Least you can tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

that's the plan!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm drinking piΓ±a coladas
While watching exposΓ©s
Of speedrunning cheaters
Breaking rules of the games
And it's narrated by an Aussie
But from Queensland they are
But they're actually quite funny
So I'll forgive that faux pas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Nice drop of rain. The garden needs it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I’m off to the fish and chip shop.

Would anyone like a dimmy? Potato cake? Eldritch tentacled god in batter?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Lots of potato cakes please.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stuff cooking. I hear some fish & chips calling my name.

I small fisherman's basket later ... damn it just hits the spot tonight.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Heading back to melbs today.

Haven't been back since xmas. Gonna be a shock going through the CBD. Always blows my mind down here you only see a few people daily (usually on the foreshore / beach / shops) but people go out of their way to interact. Had more convos with randos down here in the last month than I have in the last 2 years in melbs.

I say bring back the rando convo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (10 children)

No thanks. I always get stuck with the itchy weirdo rando.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm getting slaughtered at gin rummy today. Please send good luck wishes.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (30 children)

It’s my IRL birthday today! YAY!

I’m having to work it for the first time in probably 14 years because workplace is shit. BOO!

Going into the city for a staycation tonight. YAY!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Headphones! My work headphones for about six years have been a pair of Google Pixel earbuds that have been fine. No complaints, nothing to rave about. I've ogled a pair of Sony XM5's for the longest time, but have never been able to justify buying a pair while I have a perfectly working pair.

The Pixels are starting to wear out. I'll be getting replacement headphones this year.

Here the thing: If I wait a couple of months, I'll have enough points for a free pair of Apple Airpods Max. Only, at work the only Apple device I have is the iPad. I have a Macbook at home, but these will be for work. The biggest strength of Airpods is their ability to seamlessly work with all your Apple devices. They'll do regular Bluetooth, but they aren't special for that.

The Airpods are stupidly priced at $900. Even getting them for free that pricetag is the biggest thing I have against them. I don't really want to look like the sort of moron who would waste that much money on a pair of headphones. I thought of getting them, selling them and then buying a pair of Sonys. Only, Ebay seems to have Airpods going at around the price of the XM5's anyway. So, that pathway looks like a hassle for no real gain.

Options:

  1. Buy a pair of XM5's and claim them on tax like a normal person.
  2. Get the Airpods and cope.
  3. Get Airpods, sell them and get XM5's. Put the remainder towards something I actually want.
  4. Get a free pair of cheaper Beats headphones and look like even more of an idiot who pays too much for headphones.

What to do? I don't suppose anyone has had any experience with both XM5's and the Airpods Max, do they?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My bose ones were 500 and I felt like a fuckwit but my god they sound so fucking good lol

Get the airpods

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On this blessed day behold a picture of uranus

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok so still waiting on Toshiba, software company called and I'm calling back.

And I've emailed the 3rd place to get an answer.

The 3rd place is the one I really want, but I don't think I'm getting it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

getting the f outta dodge should be the top priority. And whatever way that takes without having to whore yourself out or sell bags sounds a shit load better than when you are now tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Alright, I'm home. I'm going to stretch out the anticipation and murder the tower of dishes, vacuum, and shower before I lose several hours to the show of the season. I suppose this is not dissimilar to the concept of "edging"

E: I have watched it. I suppose, in line with the theme above...

Severence s2e5 mild spoiler

... I feel a bit blue-balled. Way to end it there again!!

I freaking clapped and cheered when that elevator first opened though. THAT'S OUR GIRL

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