Melbourne

I have received flowers for the first time in my life. 🥰

The face of "turn the fucking music down you woke me up!"

I have 2 offers!!!! Hoping number 3 comes through but probably not.

That's ok though!

Our daughter, our only child, cherished baby girl is out on a date. Don't worry, she's keeping us up to date. Plus I have life 360. I know exactly where she is.🥺

update: I may have written BAG OF DICKS on the side of the sausage bags

Heading back to melbs today.

Haven't been back since xmas. Gonna be a shock going through the CBD. Always blows my mind down here you only see a few people daily (usually on the foreshore / beach / shops) but people go out of their way to interact. Had more convos with randos down here in the last month than I have in the last 2 years in melbs.

I say bring back the rando convo.

TAFE done for the day, last two classes were chill so no stress.

It was a toss up between goon and coffee ~~so I combined them together~~ so I chose coffee

Back in Melbs.

No rando convos :(

I miss them already.

V. nice cider, this

I’m off to the fish and chip shop.

Would anyone like a dimmy? Potato cake? Eldritch tentacled god in batter?

Happy Laneway day everyone! Time for one too many beers and eating far too much food. And there may be music on in the background.

Ok so still waiting on Toshiba, software company called and I'm calling back.

And I've emailed the 3rd place to get an answer.

The 3rd place is the one I really want, but I don't think I'm getting it.

I’m feeling for the people who went Laneway, they would be getting soaked right now.

I'm getting slaughtered at gin rummy today. Please send good luck wishes.

just picked up 6kg of angus sausages from the local butcher for the weekend party.

There were crowds. Horrified stares. Three people decided to come back later. They just kept coming. Sausage on sausage on sausage.

I'm drinking piña coladas
While watching exposés
Of speedrunning cheaters
Breaking rules of the games
And it's narrated by an Aussie
But from Queensland they are
But they're actually quite funny
So I'll forgive that faux pas

Stuff cooking. I hear some fish & chips calling my name.

I small fisherman's basket later ... damn it just hits the spot tonight.

Still no joy convincing the mrs on the camper trailer/poptop/campervan/whatever you want to call it. She wants to think about it more. her primary concern is we wont use it enough, but its real hard to convince her shes wrong when the campervan would make it all so much easier to actually do it more frequently. chicken and egg. We dont do it often cause its hard so we dont wanna spend money to make it easier.

Found a couple worth checking out. But the flipside is I found tons of places I want to go assuming we get one.

Nice drop of rain. The garden needs it.

I'm so thankful for the cooler conditions for the next week. I've got shit to do and it helps immensely.

Cheers little cherubs ❤️🍺

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You broke the ruuules, so I'll pull out all your pubic haaaaaiiiirrrrrrrr

Alright, I'm home. I'm going to stretch out the anticipation and murder the tower of dishes, vacuum, and shower before I lose several hours to the show of the season. I suppose this is not dissimilar to the concept of "edging"

E: I have watched it. I suppose, in line with the theme above...

I am so hungry today. 😔

Home in record time and all settled now, let the weekend begin.

Dodged school traffic, home in 17 mins, could have been down to 15 if people wouldn’t make right turns at super busy roads.