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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

It's like medieval times when syphilis was the rage so idiots started pointing their little finger when drinking tea. I can see how most normal people just made mocking songs about them even under threat of beheading

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Lot of money in that room.

Also get you a girl that looks at you the way she looks at him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

They all have the same disease

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she's that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I will never be able to read that shit as marjorie taylor greene.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Not as much as I wish.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I'm reminded of the best description of her I've ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim's face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I haven't been able to enjoy Marjory The Gathering since the release of Fallen Empires. Each expansion since Revised just feels like a cash grab that I refuse to invest in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

She looks like a Neanderthal.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago

Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

White assholes are Orange actually!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

The world's supply of spray tan is represented in that room.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago

In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.

If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.

Not that our federal government isn't already a parody of itself in countless other ways.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Maybe it's the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.

Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

They definitely don't tip their server.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.

[–] snowdrop 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Even Reagan got the treatment 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

That doesn't even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

I bet there's a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Aliens, the 1996 movie "The Arrival" is prophecy coming true!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

The Oompa Loompas grew up!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

It's weird that the most natural complexion in the photo is the painting of a dead guy on the wall.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Even their hate is manufactured.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

Look at the two shapeshifters on the right.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago

Because the rotting flesh sloughing off their bones would give away that they are, in fact, necrophages. Ghouls, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago

orange is the new bad

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s a cult thing. You wouldn’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You misspelled it. I think it’s an n and not and l

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

They're all V aliens. The rubber skin suits aren't perfect yet.

[–] [email protected] 215 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The unfunny answer is likely that somebody tweaked the picture to up the orange, specifically to get a reaction. Especially likely since the reverse image search pulls up reddit as the first source, and reddit loves nothing more than beating a comedy dead horse. Finding pictures that were from the same event, people are noticeably less orange colored. Even RFK who does have an orange tinge isn't oompla loompa colored like in the OP picture.

Also community rule 2.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

While we're on the subject of oompa loopmas... What's up with Cindy Loo Who and the guy behind her? Holy canoli.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Idk this isn't much better lol... RFK still looks like he was left in the air fryer a few minutes too long.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oompa Loompa, what do we do?

With President Nazi and his orangutan crew

Oompa Loompa, how could it be?

A thunderous applause for the death of liberty

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Skin tone #1

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Huh so that's where those morons from jersey shore went.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

As ive learned from another lemmy post, theres a fetish called bimbofication. I think thats whats happening here. Weeks left until trump starts wearing higheels, leopard print and huge plastic cups.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Trump must have spray tanned his dick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Orange is the new white!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They're hiding how old and decrepit they look.

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