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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

(and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

why not just have both be pregnant smh?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Frotting” is the porn search term

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

(This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don't have to spend the resources.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

@[email protected] your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao, this is the way... 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

[citation needed]